“Hysterical, Embarrassing and Brutally Honest.”

1. Privacy

This form allows you to submit your experience completely anonymously, and we will not collect information on your identity or on factors that identify you directly or indirectly unless you provide this information yourself in your responses to the questions. With that being said, we are using Google Forms to carry out this survey, and your use of the form therefore implies your acceptance of Google’s Terms of Use, and their Privacy Policy. In other words, we won’t seek to identify you, but using Google’s platforms may mean that Google might be able to identify you and may be monitoring your use of the platform in its own way. If you willingly and spontaneously decide to disclose your name to us, then we oblige ourselves to keep that knowledge to ourselves, and not to share the information with anyone else, but we may use other parts of your confession (for instance, if you drop the name of your workplace). We also oblige ourselves to only use the information you provide to us in connection with the production described above and its promotion (or for productions that form part of a series, or spin-offs of the same and their promotion) and for no other purpose. All personal data (as defined by the General Data Protection Regulation or GDPR) will be processed in strict accordance with the law.

2. Copyright and Intellectual Property

When you provide us with your written account or experience below, you’re giving us an unlimited, irrevocable, and non-exclusive license to use that information for the production we’ve described above, its promotion (and related productions or spin-offs and their promotion). You also waive your right in full to receive any payment, compensation, or any form of royalties in return. From our end, we reserve the right to change names and events, and to modify the story as we deem best and with unlimited discretion.

3. Consent

In participating in this survey, you confirm that (a) you are aged 18 or over, (b) you are able to understand and to agree to these terms and conditions. You also confirm that where your written account involves one or more identified or identifiable third parties you have obtained their consent to provide us with that information. This is not the place to take revenge on your ex by publishing compromising information with the sole intention of humiliating or causing harm to your ex, and we won’t partake in that sort of thing.

4. Illegal Content

Although we’re extremely tolerant and open minded, and we promise not to blush when we read your stories, we must warn you not to provide information of any criminal activity (such as use of illegal drugs, or sexual intercourse involving any person below the age of consent). If you choose to provide such information notwithstanding this warning, we reserve the right to delete such information at our discretion.

5. Waiver of Liability

In participating in this survey you agree to hold us harmless and to fully and irrevocably waive any right to receive any compensation or payment for any losses or damages caused directly or indirectly from your participation in this survey and/or in our use of any information you provide.

6. Our identity

In terms of the GDPR we are obliged to inform you that your data is being processed by Steven Hili of 37, The Oaks, Blk 1100, Fl1101, Triq il-Ghid, Siggieiwi, Malta – email [email protected]. All queries relating to your rights in terms of any data protection law are to be addressed to us using the contact information provided in this paragraph.

7. Jurisdiction

These terms and conditions shall be interpreted in accordance with the laws of Malta, and in the event of any dispute arising from or otherwise connected with these terms and conditions shall be referred to the Courts and Tribunals of Malta that shall enjoy exclusive jurisdiction over the matter, no matter where you are resident or domiciled in the world.